Bitchscopes and Zodiac Insults by Paul Wade at Astrologywizard.com

Paul Wade became a professional astrologer under the solar eclipse of August 1989, when other ambitions first became for him subservient to the pursuit and furtherance of astrological understanding. Astrology has, however, always ranked among his major interests. Paul encountered his first astrology book at only eight years of age and soon recognised this as a guide to his home town.

Over the years he has spread the word extensively, often from behind the scenes. Working initially with colleges of further and higher education in the public sector, he later focused increasingly on private tuition both for individuals and small groups. Paul was visiting lecturer at Goldsmiths’ College of the University of London from 1992-2000 and ran courses accredited via the University of Brighton between 1996-2001. Nowadays, he offers tuition on a bespoke basis for those who’d like a curriculum tailored to suit them perfectly.

Paul runs a thriving astrology practice, with clients coming from all walks of life and many locations around the world. He has helped research numerous TV shows, but now is more often found in front of the camera and on the radio. Home Astrology his first book, garnered international attention with its contemporary view of the perfect home for your zodiac sign. His second offering is an ideal reference if you are learning astrology yourself, it’s called Be Your Own Astrologer and is so far available in seven languages. Paul’s latest title is Astrology for Kids, with vibrant and colourful illustrations that bring the sign characteristics to life for children of every age.

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bitchscopes #1 :: about your sign
When you bitch upon a star, just what you really didn't want to hear from your friendly local astrologer…
bitchscopes #2 :: your twelfth house
Analysing your horoscope, considering your hidden strengths and then some weaknesses as well.
bitchscopes #3 :: what sign is my neighbour?
You know those folks next door? How you can figure out the zodiac sign of the people you love to loathe.
bitchscopes #4 :: all about your ex…
That guy or girl you dated and why you shouldn’t have. Why you ought never, ever to do such a thing again…
little blue book of zodiac insults
Mildly offensive constellation fun and frolics for those with a reading age of probably less than twelve.

and his free forecasts

Paul Wade Books

Home Astrology
The twelve zodiac signs have a huge influence on our lives, defining our values and the things that make us feel happy, contented and at peace with ourselves. Bringing these principles into your home is the theme of this practical and inspirational book…

Identify the key attributes, traits and characteristics of your birth sign.
Discover how your horoscope influences your creativity, taste and preferences.
Enjoy a room-by-room analysis of your perfect living space.
Complete your ideal home using lighting, fabrics, colour, furnishings and décor.
Learn how to balance different star signs together within a family environment.

Packed full of insights and ideas, this is an indispensable reference for astrology fans, helping to create a space that reflects and reinforces your own unique personality.

Astrology for Kids
Written and published by Paul Wade with illustrations by the Cosmic Snail.
A vibrant and colourful new book introducing your children to a subject you love…